There's Magic In The Night







its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito


she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her


burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?


those are taquitos 

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister

didn’t stop Jaime Lannister…
on the other hand they could just be taquito cousins?

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Cityscape & Vertigo by Humza Deas

Please don’t delete the link to the photographers/artists, thanks!

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the best swedish insults


  • skitstövel = shit boot
  • träskalle = wood head
  • puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
  • snorvalp = snot puppy

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open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

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REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

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Everyone IN NY should read this

Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this

Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.

as a native new yorker and a human being who has to go in and out of the city every day and is constantly bewildered by the fact the people continue to do stupid things

thanks for this!

first two and the penultimate one are applicable in all towns/cities

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“ Nothing kills you like your mind ”

—    My 6 word story (via ocean-wavezz)

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Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

This  has to be the cutest and most adorable thing in history. Ever.

These two really up the bar in the cute off.

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Amber Heard in Vionnet @ ‘Two Days, One Night’ (‘Deux Jours, Une Nuit’) Cannes Film Festival Premiere

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I’ve never loved anyone the way I loved you.

im depressed now

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